It's a hot, boring day today. You decide you wanna actually do something with for the first time in a while. Time to leave the house. Where to?
You leave the house, walking on the sidewalk to the park. You see a few odd-looking smears on the sidewalk on the way there. They look almost like people, but you think nothing of it and step on em as you walk by. After you get to the park, you decide to sit on a bench. You're having a nice time relaxing until a big shadow looms over you suddenly. What could that be? You look up, your eyes adjusting to the new lighting, and see a HUGE ASS coming right towards you. What do you do? Think fast!
You arrive at the factory. There are some balloon people outside. That's totally not a sign of anything! You walk in for a factory tour. Oh boy, oh boy. This is fun! Where should you go first?
As you duck out of the way, the wind from the impact sent you flying! You escaped! But you've been sent flying away. You end up landing around a parade. Well at least you're not in any danger! Except you see some people approaching you. You try and see if they're armed with anything or not.
The ass lands right down on you, squashing you right flat! Well that was a bit of an expected outcome, wasn't it? How do you even make a choice from this point? You are stuck on their ass like a sticker... you wonder how long they might stay here.
Surely nothing very easily predictable will happen here! This little quiz has too many flattening scenarios, since it's the main thing the author is interested in. But plot twist! You fall onto a conveyor belt, and are pushed into a little machine. Whatever pistons were inside have pressed you into a cube! Wow, I... am pretty sure no one doing this quiz cares about that. OKAY ONE MORE CHOICE! WHAT THE HELL IS GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU? HOPE YA LIKE THESE OPTIONS CUZ I'M WRITING AND COMPLETING THIS NEAR MIDNIGHT AND I'M GOING INSANE.
You arrive, excited of course. You've always heard about potions since you were a kid, but never got the chance to try them. Now's your chance to be a big... potion drinker! Go ahead, have at it!
