Sodium Depresside

Also known as the Bad Decision In A Glass Generator.

What is the latest reason people stopped taking you seriously?

What godforsaken lovechild has fate brought you? Results may be nonsensical.

Discover your inner Pala-sona, the white bread of the fantasy bakery.

Generate an emote that makes nobody want to interact with you!

Who is your filthy Goldshire alt?

Like the Mary Sue Generator, but DARKER AND EDGIER.

Roses are red, Goldshire's diseased, your lore-breaking OC will make us all wheeze.