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Find out how you most enjoy eating a big, squirmy meal...in detail!

It is time for adventure, but a tough quest never done alone. Time to hire a bodyguard to join you and help achieve your goal! Just who is he, and what fate awaits you two on your quest?

Looks like you were a little too unprepared for what lurked in this Dungeon. Probably millions of outputs at this point.

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You've caught the attention of somebody today, somebody who wants to gobble you up for supper. But if you know what they're like, maybe you can avoid them! Take this shindan to figure out who has you in their sights today.